Wake up in the morning feeling like Winehouse
Grab my breezer I'm out the door I'm gonna be really loud
'Cos I don't care who
I piss off, yeah
I'm a real big sinner
Sometimes I eat my dessert before my dinner
Talking odd socks on my toes, toes
Taking off all my clothes, clothes
Feeling overexposed so I put back all of my clothes put 'em back on
Flush before I wee, wee get arrested daily, ly
Trying to get a peak of some titties
I'm mad, really bad but don't tell my mum and dad
Pucker up kiss my butt 'cos I'm bloody fucking nuts
Hear the bass, skinny waist now let's copy Poker Face like
Woh, woh, ohw, ohw woh, woh, ohw
I'm mad, really bad but don't tell my mum and dad
Pucker up kiss a nut 'cos it sells to be a slut
Hear the bass, skinny waist now let's copy Poker Face like
Woh, woh, ohw, ohw woh, woh, ohw
I stay out till eleven when my curfew is ten
Goodnight sweetie, sleep well shut up mum I'm on MSN
Now the girls are lining up because we're pussy sailing
But we punch 'em in the mouth if they're not Sarah Paling
Talking 'bout doing things we'll regret, gret
Menthol cigarette, rette butt plugs in his pet woah, woah, woah
Text sex on my Samsung not telling dad mum rung, rung
Have sex with Alexa Chung by telling her I'm well hung
I'm ehm, I'm quite well hung
I'm mad, really bad but don't tell my mum and dad
Pucker up kiss my butt 'cos I'm bloody fucking nuts
Hear the bass, skinny waist now let's copy Poker Face like
Woh, woh, ohw, ohw woh, woh, ohw
I'm mad, really bad but don't tell my mum and dad
Pucker up kiss a nut 'cos it sells to be a slut
Hear the bass, skinny waist now let's copy Poker Face like
Woh, woh, ohw, ohw woh, woh, ohw, ohw
This is the part where the rap breaks down
This is the part where the drums go pow
This is the part where your balls sag down
This is the part where your pants go brown
This is the part when your dad goes off on a cold
Christmas Eve to get some more milk
But he never comes back and seventeen years later you find out he's had a whole
Fucking family of some Spanish bitch
And he doesn't even know your fucking name anymore
Shut the fuck up
I'm sorry
I'm mad, really bad but don't tell my mum and dad
Pucker up kiss my butt 'cos I'm bloody fucking nuts
Hear the bass, skinny waist now let's copy Poker Face like
Woh, woh, ohw, ohw woh, woh, ohw
I'm mad, really bad but don't tell my mum and dad
Pucker up kiss a nut 'cos it sells to be a slut
Hear the bass, skinny waist now let's copy Poker Face like
Woh, woh, ohw, ohw woh, woh, ohw, ohw
Just Dance
Bad Romance now let's copy Poker Face like
Woh, woh, ohw, ohw woh, woh, ohw, ohw
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