The Loophole Karaoke - Garfunkel and Oates

To nagranie jest coverem The Loophole rozsławionym przez Garfunkel and Oates

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Tempo: variable (around 84 BPM)

Tonacja taka jak orginał: F

Czas trwania: 04:39 - Podgląd na stronie: 02:54

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Data wydania: 2015
Genres: Humor, W języku angielskim
Słowa oryginalne: Riki Lindhome, Kate Ann Micucci

Wszystkie dostępne do pobrania pliki to backing tracks, a nie oryginalne utwory.

Tekst The Loophole

All my life

I've been good

Do what my mom and dad and God say I should

Go to church and Bible School to live by God's rule

So whatever people tell me that The Bible tells me

I will do

Walk the halls of high school with my purity ring

Unlike those other girls

I've got my morals in check

It was easy to do 'till I got a boyfriend and pardon my French but he's cute as heck

But I made a pact to keep my hymen intact and Jesus and I are tight

Never learned about the birds and bees

I was taught to keep an aspirin in between my knees

'Cos The Bible says premarital sex is wrong

But Jason says that

Guys can't wait that long

I don't wanna lose him to someone who'll do him

I need to figure something out

Well there's a loophole in

The Scripture that works really well so I can get him off without going to hell

It's my Hail Mary full of grace

In Jesus' name we go to fifth base

Oh thank you for making me holy and thank you for giving me holes to choose from

And since I'm not a Godless whore he'll have to come in the back door

Therefore fuck me in the ass 'cos I love Jesus

The good Lord would want it that way

Gimme that sweet sensation of a throbbing rationalization

It's just between you and me

'Cos everyone knows it's the sex that God can't see

It's hard to be as pure as me

To resist the urge to lose my vaginal virginity

To wait until my marriage bed to give my husband my unsullied maidenhead

So take your cock out

Shove it in my ass

Fuck me until you cum

Oops I mean

Let's join our souls and unite our bodies and fly with the wings of God

Whatever you do don't touch my clitoris

If you ring Satan's doorbell

God can't ignore this

And no prophylactics when you put it in 'cos birth control's for sluts and it's a sin

I've emptied my bowels and laid out the towels

I'm ready for romance

Now I'm praying to the Power that's the Highest but of all of my holes this one's the driest

And we can't procreate if we anally copulate and God's okay with sodomy but only if you're straight

And I'm staying pure no matter what

So I'm okay with everything but

Everything but

Woah fuck me in the ass 'cos I love Jesus

The good Lord would want it that way

Gimme that sweet sensation of a rock hard rationalization

It's just between you and me

'Cos everyone knows it's the sex that God can't see

I do whatever

The Bible tells me to except for the parts that I choose to ignore

Because they're unrealistic and inconvenient

But the rest I live by for sure

So let's not talk about how the Good Book bans shellfish polyester and divorce

And how it condones slavery and killing gays 'cos those parts don't count of course

Let's cherry-pick the part about losing my cherry and mine it for ambiguities and omissions

To circumvent any real sacrifice but still feel pious in my arbitrary parroted positions

And don't you dare question my convictions and don't look closely at the contradictions

Just focus on the sacrificial crucifixion and have faith in its complete jurisdiction

As the only way to measure if you're good or not

And in a debate just say

To have faith

'Cos when you're up against logic it's the only card you've got

So close your eyes

Take a deep breath and

Fuck me in the ass 'cos I love Jesus

The good Lord would want it that way

Gimme that sweet sensation of an irrational rationalization

It's just between you and me

'Cos everyone knows it's the sex that God can't see

Yeah my chastity belt has locks but sometimes you need to think outside the box

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The Loophole Karaoke - Garfunkel and Oates

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